Sunday, May 07, 2006

A wee problem

Well, you guys presumably recall TNG (save for Brian) and I've mentioned countless times how I'm working on it. Unfortunately, theres a major snag. Ya see... I like to tell stories. Its what I do, I'm a storyteller. But ya see, I don't like to tell stories that are interupted by an hour of rolling dice and consulting character sheets. I hope you now understand the problem. I want to do Sylovia TNG, but I'm gonna need some help figuring out how that heel I'm supposed to get the gaming in. I'm all up for saying "Come over to my house for three hours of narration in front of a fireplace" but I know that its also really fun to do some hardcore roleplaying. So, any ideas you have would be great, and as a preemptive strike, Pete, don't say anything stupid. Think before you post. Oh, and if anyone thinks of some sort of witty retort considering some lack of thinking on my part... well lets just say that if you do so, I hope you won't miss your eyes... because they'll be inside my scrotum. Just let that imagery sit in you mind for a few minutes.

2 Comments:

Blogger Alucard Celsius said...

So you basically want to remove your testicles and replace them with our eyes?

1:25 AM  
Blogger Tab said...

No no no... Sigh, ignorant fool. No I'll simply be addign your eyes to the assorted spheres collection that is in there... and this is the exact sort of stupid question I was trying to avoid... You fuck.

6:35 AM  

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